Do your kids talk when they're half asleep and you're trying to get them to drink juice?
Sometimes Matthew is hysterical.
Me: Honey, you need to drink some juice. Can you drink some juice for me?
Matthew: Yep. (Then closes mouth.)
Me: Matthew, I need you to drink some juice. Open your mouth.
Matthew: I can't. I'm grounded.
Me: No, you're not grounded, silly, I just need you to drink some juice.
Matthew: Oh, I'm just talking to myself.
Me: (Now I'm really laughing.) Well....can you drink some juice? Open your mouth.
Finally, I get the straw in his mouth and he drinks. What a goof!