Do your kids talk when they're half asleep and you're trying to get them to drink juice?
Sometimes Matthew is hysterical.
Me: Honey, you need to drink some juice. Can you drink some juice for me?
Matthew: Yep. (Then closes mouth.)
Me: Matthew, I need you to drink some juice. Open your mouth.
Matthew: I can't. I'm grounded.
Me: No, you're not grounded, silly, I just need you to drink some juice.
Matthew: Oh, I'm just talking to myself.
Me: (Now I'm really laughing.) Well....can you drink some juice? Open your mouth.
Finally, I get the straw in his mouth and he drinks. What a goof!
DD says the funniest things sometimes. The other night she was low and had been asleep an hour or so. I was trying to get her to drink a juice box and she kept holding her arm up to my face when I told her to drink. The only thing we could figure later was that maybe her foggy brain throught I wanted to poke her finger-- not exactly the way to do that, either, but still.... funny!
Ha!! Love the part that he was grounded! Natalie never wakes up or talks just sucks away like a baby goat.
Ha!!! Love that he talks in his sleep to you. Joe will NOT drink juice in his sleep...only chews glucose tabs. I worry about his dentition.
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